Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Public Servants
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, 'That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.'
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
'The bus driver insulted me.' she fumed.
The man sympathized and said: 'Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers. You're right.'
She said. 'I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.'
'That's a good idea,' the man said. 'Here, let me hold your monkey.'
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