Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Family
Hamish had just received his brand new drivers license. It was a big day. The family all trooped out to the driveway, and climbed in the car, where he is going to take us for a ride for the first time.
I had my own idea though. I headed for the back seat, directly behind the excited new driver, my eldest son.
"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," Hamish says.
"Nope," I said, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of yer seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years."
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