Jokes for all
Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Pilots
A young and foolish hotshot pilot wanted to sound cool and show who's boss on the aviation radio frequencies. So this was his first time approaching an airfield at night.
Instead of making an official landing request to the tower, he said, "Guess Who?"
The tower controller switched the airfield lights off and replied, "Guess Where!"
