Feel free to browse the collection of tall tales, yarns and downright lies. They are all family safe - the test I apply is "would I tell this to someone's grandmother?" If no, I don't use it. (That doesn't mean i don't appreciate a dirty joke, but I don't think they're appropriate for broadcast on the radio - you never know who is listening or how old they are or what their attitudes to dirty jokes amounts to. )
Well, I had another car accident and this time the other guy called the police. They said to me, “Sir, we’re gonna have to take you in.” I said, “But he was drinking a beer and talking on his mobile,” “Sir, he can do whatever he wants in his own living room.”
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